A few days ago, it was my birthday. I have a very small circle of friends, and of that small circle... only two friends remembered it and texted me. It made me feel sad and I spent my birthday at home alone.

Hello I have been watching your podcast since day one (I found you on Tik Tok) and I'm happy to say you filled the void that Cancelled with Tana Mongeau left, so I thank you so much for that! John, I wanted to ask, as someone from the tristate myself (I'm in the Nutmeg State) what thing do you miss the most from the northeast?

My best friend, Patrick, had a crush on me when we met but I already was in a relationship so we just became good friends. Now Patrick's got a boyfriend who looks A LOT like me, am I crazy if I think he started dating him because of that?

Hi, just wanted to leave a quick message, thanks for making me smile while I was looking for a job. I was unemployed for the last three months and just started a new job Monday. I'm looking forwards to Tuesdays when I really get back into the swing of things. Have a good one!

Helloooooooooooo Boys it's your slutty little swiss roll, back again! I really appreciated the advice and perspective you both gave on my last guest book comment. I took the kind words and thoughtful ideas you had to heart and have been slowly working on making myself happier. I started working out consistently for the first time ever in my life and I've been maintaining better eating habits for myself during this transformation. I've also been to a few meetups and met a few people I'm hoping will become new friends 🤞 Things aren't perfect but they're looking up. I try to tell myself each day that better things are ahead of me and it gets a little easier each day to believe it 🩵 Now with the sentimentalities outta the way, let's get into the tea :3 I went and spent this past weekend with my ex (5 years together, HS sweethearts if you can call it that lol, broke up in 2022 but we've stayed friends since) and I found a lot of new perspective during the trip. It finally clicked during this trip that being friends made more sense for both of us than being together. The incompatibilities become glaring once you take a step back, nothing extreme, but a lot of little things that add up. This was also the first time we were able to hookup and I didn't feel messy emotional feelings about what we were doing. It truly felt like what I assume a fwb arrangement would feel like if the friends part was actually true. Also it became more clear that a lot of the sexual hang ups I had were more so tied to this person and less about me. The expectations and the routines felt familar, but they weren't all what sex had to be. There are possibilities for so many different experiences, just never with this one person. It's very interesting to have conversations with someone you were once sharing your life with. Idk if it was my undiagnosed adhd, or other adverse childhood experiences, but I never really thought of myself in any self-reflectant way. I didn't think much of who or what I am, or what I would be. I was just taking each day as it came and trying to get by. So to learn about myself through the way I interact with others and what they tell me about it is an eye-opener to just how little I really know about me. I wasn't expecting an impromptu trip to see my ex to turn into a weeknd of quiet self-reflection and acceptance, but I think it shockingly turned out as great as I could have hoped. I'm seeing myself in a newer light and I feel that much closer to putting myself out there again. Anyways, I want to thank you both for giving me something to look forward to on Tuesdays these past 4 months and here's to many more episodes in the future! 💜 Love, your slutty little swiss roll P.S. I was living for the game streams, yalls banter together is so enjoyable, please do more if you're able 🙏

Hi gay! I’m sure all of us are familiar with the orange-masked dating app for the gays. It’s never been a great place, but lately it’s overrun with bots. I realized these bots have specific patterns to their names where it’s some random word paired with a gay slang (i.e. HawkDom, TitanFist, etc). It made me think of when you guys talked about the random store names on Amazon and I can’t help but imagine there’s some office building somewhere that’s shelling out Amazon shops and gay dating bots.

My name, Roast Beef, is my hypothetical drag name that I came up with when I played on a kickball team. I was trying to copy Meatball with another beefy name, but I also came up with it for some inappropriate reasons that I'll refrain from sharing here lol. Do y'all have drag names? If not, what would you call yourselves? I don't know if this has been asked before. Hope y'all are having a lovely day. Byeeeeeeee!

I have a crush on a new friend. We've been friends for about 3 months and I realized I have a crush last week. Do I tell her? When? I already started letting the flirt slip out.

Hey John and Tyler! I still look forward to your episodes, they’re a great way to begin my week 😂 I’m so looking forward to more gaming livestreams, Skinfreak was super funny to watch live and edited. Question for the two of you, when you are in relationship, are you the type to do everything with your partner, or do you always do y’all’s own thing? For my husband and I, we have done everything together for 5 years, and just recently have begun doing our separate things with separate friends, and our family thinks we are weird. Do you think it’s normal, do you think it’s a gay thing, or do you also think it’s weird to do things separately? You guys are awesome by the way! -Jojo

john i see you liking those xlov instagram posts… you’re one of us. love to see it.

Every time I see the podcast title, I read it with the voice of Chad Michaels as Cher in my head. Does anyone else do this? Just me? Ok. Byeeeeeeee!

So in boot camp we had to sing Don't Stop Believing over and over again until we got the lyrics right as a punishment and now that song is ruined for me. It should have been easy, but we had 3 people not from America

I watched you while I showered. In other words, I watched you in the shower. You're welcome for that

Whats up gaymers. John and Tyler, i loved your lets play of Skin freak, but you dont know how many times i shouted “GRAB THE STOOL” as you just walked away. I am looking forward to epic gaming moments from you guys! My questions to you are: 1. What upcoming games are you looking forward to and 2. Who is on your gaming “hear me out” cake. My 3 would be: Songbird from Bioshock Infinite, Valiance from Bayonetta 2, and a Morolian from Space Channel 5. No I will not be taking questions.

Love the pod, just started listening like a week ago! I'm on episode 49 now. I've been seeing and watching clips on TikTok for like a year, y'all are so funny and gay on the internet. I love it! (I like how I just told y'all what your podcast is) 😅 Anyway, love y'all, bye! 😅