Hi queers! In case you hadn’t heard, I’m going to the Olympics in LA in 2028! I’m super excited, but I actually don’t know a lot about LA. What are some fun things to do in the Carson/Long Beach area? That’s where a lot of the events I’m interested in will be held, so I’d like to stay close if I can.

Hi Baddies! Ur podcast is like the only one i listen to during my commute cuz it feels like im talking 2 gay ppl (except im not saying anything) and im gay so, hi gay! My question for you is if they should make hamsters but like bigger..not like guinea pigs but like dog sized..actually no wait HORSE SIZED. Would they take over the world? Xoxo gossip girl

Hey John and Tyler! i found your podcast 2 months ago and binged every episode from the start til now! it’s quickly become my favorite podcast and comfort podcast and one of the things i look forward to the most every week, especially in these uncertain times. i enjoyed the first 2 spooky game streams too! i can’t wait for more!

I am hmj most watched last year in the end of year thingy found you. Mostly to just go to sleep...trauma and going through is my things...you shut up bitch...more pedestrian than hmj sorry not sorry

Hey John and Tyler! I have finally caught up to all of the episodes. I fell off after being unemployed, but am listening to y’all again while at my new job! So, question. What do y’all refer to a guy that you like, think is cute, or have relations with? For my husband and I, we will tell each other “clock the trade, girl” when we see an attractive guy out in public. (Of course, we got that from Lushious Massacr, please tell me y’all have seen her on YouTube?) Do you call them the trade, the mens, daddies, etc.? Eagerly waiting for y’all’s answer, Jojo

I post here because I want this to be anonymous. Help me Provolone, I have a partner but I think I may be developing feelings for my best friend. What do I do?

Hey Fa- oop, I mean Queens!! 💅 I hope you're both doing well, and if you're not, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Anywho, I just wanted to say I'm a new fan who found this pod through ur shorts on Instagram and have since been working through the backlog in reverse (it's a very interesting experience lol). I love the humor you both share and watching the pod feels like I'm catching up with two very fond acquaintances whom I admire. I have a question for the two of you. I've recently come to terms with the reality that I'm more or less demisexual. However, it's been tough because a lot of people in my life seem to be able to find relationships easily while I struggle to get my foot in the door or the other guy wants to take things really fast. This doesn't have to apply to relationships specifically, but I wanted to ask if you have any advice on how to you fight the feeling that you're falling behind in life or that your time is slipping away while you're not living the life you wish you could be? I understand the life isn't a competition, there are no winners or losers, however I do still find myself feeling dissatisfied with my life lately, especially on the romantic side of things. Do you have any skills or practices you use to help yourself not feel as insane about it all while you're doing what you can to work on things? I hope this podcast blows up even more, ur both a pleasure to watch 💜 Love, your slutty little swiss roll P.S. Tyler, you are exactly the miley cyrus blue eyes meme in the first episode of the pod Please keep using your piercing blue eyes for good 💙

Hi John & Tyler, Don't have much to say today but, happy 1 year anniversary!! Thank you for creating Shut Up, [censored] for us.. My wish for this 1 year anniversary is so this community will grow even more. That's all from me, love you both!! Love you Provolone!!

Hi John and Tyler, Happy 1 year anniversary of podcasting to my favorite dreamy duo! I'd like to thank you guys for all you do with the podcast and making me look forward to Tuesdays every week. Watching the podcast has been so comforting and has helped bring joy to me during my little sad times. Here's to many more years of Shut Up, B****! Give the cutie Provolone a head scratch for me

Hola! It's almost Pokémon 30th anniversary so I'd like to know who's your favourite Pokémon Mine is Rowlet cuz he's the cutest thing ever

Hi John & Tyler, First of all, I have to commend Tyler's bravery for having pee/fart dream. I always feel scared if I have to pee in a dream because when I was a kid I had pee dream and I ended up wetting my bed. On another note, speaking of 3D movies I remember that Avatar Fire & Ash was specifically made with IMAX 3D in mind. They said it is the best way to experience the movie, so yeah 3D movies still exist

Hi John and Tyler! I’m having trouble processing the fact that I’m shallow when it comes to appearances in dating. I’ve had several instances where a guy has a big heart and a great person, but I’m just not physically attracted to them. Does this make me a bad person? Am I setting myself up for failure? Is there a diplomatic way to say this to someone? I don’t want to be a dick but I also accept that I’m kind of a dick. Thanks in advance, give Provolone my love!

Hi guys! If you can believe it, I am also on the internet, and gay! First of all, I've gotta agree with others and say this is definitely my comfort podcast, I've been really enjoying the pod and your stories, also you guys are hilarious! I just watched episode 28 (Cryptids), and I've got to tell you two things! (Sorry if this has already been pointed out!) Flatwoods Monster - Did you guys know that Majora's Mask did a side quest inspired by this story? They did a great job of making it look super creepy, and it's just a really fun and unexpected reference in the Zelda series! Fresno Nightcrawler - I hadn't heard of this before, and I can't decide if it's creepy or hilarious! But John mentioned wearing the trousers and losing control would be a great children's story, you guys should look up Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers! Thank you both for being so fun and cute and relatable, love from a quiet UK gay in the countryside x

Hi gay. Hope you’re both doing great! Loving the newest episodes. <3 Spoiler alert! I’m working on a new shutupbitch fanart while I’m off work ill. I feel like I did Tyler dirty drawing him as a sawk (Pokemon) in my last fanart so im working on something better <3 PS. My husband has also started listening to the pod! Not only that but whenever we have to go out we’ll leave the podcast playing for our two dogs. So no pressure but my whole gay little family is watching! Love from the UK xxxxx Nikolaijai

Hi John & Tyler, saw your card binders on episode 49 and those are very cute!! We need to see more of your card collection, maybe you can post them on the website or discord? Also I hate to bring this up, but what is up with John and bugs?! First we had the spider story and now fleas?!